Time Travel...

If you eat a shag load of crap on the last hour of the night of Daylight Savings, does it mean that when you turn back the clock an hour, the last hour did not exist. Therefore, your gluttony does not count towards your already massive girth?? Scientifically and mathematically, this is the case...

AND...

Does that flab merely float about in the ether in a parallel universe because physically it does not exist in this reality until the clocks go forward in Spring at which point you turn in to the uberblimp at the stroke of twelve like some hideous Cinderella???

NOT the look you want in early bikini season...

I ate a LOT of Hallloween candy... :D