Em and Scott Baio Sitting In A Tree...

Anyone who has seen South Park will get that one.

Yes this message goes out to my poor friend Emma (the best damn GoGo dancer in ALL of Essex) who has caught the hideous disease spread by the has-been 80s heart throb and legendary harbinger of sickness.



She has Pink Eye...

Here is an artist's renditioning:

Get well soon Sweets!!!